Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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