my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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