Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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