we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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