My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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