Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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