I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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