So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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