Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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