I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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