How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
