Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
