That's intense
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Randomize