I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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