she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
the liver wants what the liver wants
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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