Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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