Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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