Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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