but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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