when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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