It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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