just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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