I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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