last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize