who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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