Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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