Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I love you.
Bad choice
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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