so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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