I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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