Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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