STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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