I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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