Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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