I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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