Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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