it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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