you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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