Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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