physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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