I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
so let's talk penis.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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