Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
being pregnant is like rehab
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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