is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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