i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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