I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
