4 words: hood of his car
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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