hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
