OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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