so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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