Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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