omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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