If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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