How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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