I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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