i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
