hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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